I’m a little bit late to Weird Al’s grammar party because I’ve been working on a computer without sound all week! If “Blurred Lines” was the Summer Song of 2013, I think that we now have our Summer Song of 2014. I might tone down some of Weird Al’s insults, but I can certainly understand his passion about clear and eloquent expression of ideas.

Also, note that Weird Al recommends that those who are grammatically challenged hire an editor. This is a capital idea!

Now, without further ado, I present to the Graceful Grammarian’s new theme song: “Word Crimes.”